So Anna came up with this idea for her elementary schoolers that involves puppets. It really does sound like a good idea too. Unfortunately it requires the manufacturing of paper bag puppets. I think my hand is going to fall off from cutting out animal shapes. I've discovered that I can manufacture these at a rate of eight per hour. She needs over a hundred. I might die.
Howie is currently walking all over Anna's piano, whining like crazy. I have no idea what he wants.
In other Howie related news, he has taken to eating Chief's kitten food. Hopefully, it's not a big deal, but we had been feeding him some special formula food to treat an apparent food allergy. Maybe this kitten food will cause him to burst into flames.
In news related news, "hope" and "change" continue to mean the raping and pillaging of the American people.
In annoying news, our air filter has developed a rather irritating noise. Imagine a cricket humping a fire alarm.
Howie still won't shut up.
Neither will the air filter.
I'd update you on sports news, but the Broncos and Rockies are just too depressing right now.
I'm oddly stinky at the moment. Seriously, I'm not sure why I smell so bad.
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