Wednesday, May 6, 2009

A Coloradan Married a Hoosier

So I'm a Coloradan, and I married a Hoosier. It's an odd match. I learn new things every day. Here are some of those things.

1. Not even Hoosiers know what "hoosier" means
2. Apparently, in Indiana the laws of physics don't apply. Thus, when all the air is removed from a space a vacuum is not created, but if you add a back and forth motion to this space, you have created something commonly referred to as a "sweeper."
3. Hoosiers hate the English language.
4. Hoosiers love adding "Rs" in the most absurd of places.
5. Carhartt and Wrangler are to Indiana what Versace and Prada are to Hollywood.

I'm sure there will be more to come. I just happened to be thinking about this today.

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