Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Blizzard

I ate a Blizzard today. It was Oreo Cheesequake.
Daisy has been ripping open trash bags and strewing the contents about the apartment. Sadly, these are kitchen trash bags, that often hold pieces of rotten chicken and such. This makes the apartment very smelly.
I learned several things about Darbie yesterday. 1.) She spent five years in foster care. 2.) Her parents aren't supposed to see her ever. 3.) Her cousin was murdered on Sunday.
I baked some chocolate lava muffins for Anna last night (sorry Joel, you're missing out).
I'm utilizing the shiatsu massage thing right now.
Anna had piano lessons today.
I had to help George open his mail box today. He kept trying to stick his key the wrong way into the lock.
George's glasses are always so dirty that it's a wonder to me that he can see at all.
Gray.
We stopped by the in-laws' place after Anna's lesson. Daisy played with Hank. Lucy pouted.
The lawn care guy mowed today. It's amazing how much a freshly mowed lawn makes it feel a whole lot more like Spring than a lawn of equal greenness but unequal height.
I realized something yesterday. Spring in Indiana coincides with the calendar saying that it is now spring. This is not true in Colorado or Michigan. It won't really be spring there for another month. I'm not used to seeing flowers and green grass so early.
Out of curiosity, I looked at the forecast for Colorado Springs. 70 degrees tomorrow. Snow Friday.
Howie is sleeping on the futon again. Chief is again sleeping under it.
Daisy has taken to eating our kitchen rug.
I need a magic refrigerator by this desk that can never be emptied of AriZona Pomegranate Green Tea. Go. Invent this for me. Now.
The "experts" are predicting too many good things for the Rockies this year. This makes me nervous.
Our shower drain is badly clogged, and no amount of Liquid Plumber seems to be doing any good. I need to find a drain snake or something.
My hip feels like it needs to pop.
Tea is calling my name.
Today Anna told me, "you're stupid. Put on your pants." I felt like a retarded ten year old.

4 comments:

  1. Currently listening: The Doors "The Changling."
    Yes I do have some hipster in me. And some beer. BUT NO CHOCOLATE LAVA MUFFINS :(

    Anna, be nice to Geoffrey or I will have to hum some tripplets in your general direction.

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  2. Wait a minute... cheese'qu'ack. seriously? Did it vibrate in your paper cup? Disappointing :(

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  3. hahahaha. I'm thoroughly terrified of your triplets, Joel. :) I think I might giggle on the inside every time I hear "God of our Fathers"

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