Wounded Manhood

The Rockies depress me.
I'm getting hungry.
Daisy smells so bad. 
Zoey is the only dog that I have ever heard fart.  I've smelled farts from other dogs, but they're always the silent but deadly kind.  Anna has more experience with dogs, and she agrees with me.
I want pancakes.
The Explorer started making some weird noises a couple weeks ago.  I went to work one night with the plan to take it in to the shop the next day.  You know where this is going.  I had to get a ride home from Anna's mother and had to have it towed to the shop.  Fortunately, it wasn't too expensive to repair.  An idler had failed on the serpentine belt.  This caused the belt to come off and meant everything powered by the belt (alternator, power steering, cooling system) to stop working.  The most expensive part of it all was the cost of the tow.
Zoey has to pee all the time.  Anna and I figure that if she had her way she would go out and pee every 90 minutes.  I'm considering surgically removing her bladder.
My sister called off her wedding a month before the date.  Her fiancee told her it was now or never so now they aren't together anymore either.  I'm glad she had the guts to do it before she went through with it and regretted it later.  I'm also glad she didn't marry him because he's so short and seemed so fake to me.  I know the short part is mean of me, but I just couldn't take him seriously.
Chief fell off the banister over the stairs the other day.  It must have been a fifteen foot drop.  He's fine.  He just needed to regain his dignity.
Anna ordered a bunch of word magnets for our refrigerator.  We've been leaving each other profound messages.  I believe it currently says something about chocolate diamonds and brilliant butts.
I've had to let Zoey out twice since I started this post.
We didn't name her Zoey.  The people who had her before did that. 
There have been coyotes in our backyard.  Anna had to chase them away one night when they were lustily eyeing Daisy. We now have to watch the dogs closely when we let them out at night.  If we were in the country I would keep a gun on me when I let them out, but alas, we are in city limits.  I think I'm going to invest in a pellet gun. 

Currently watching:

The Rockies blow a 4-1 lead against the Giants.