Tuesday, April 26, 2022

Careers

I made a career change a little over a year ago. 

For nearly ten years, I had been working in quality control (mostly automotive). It was an awful job, but it paid well enough that it acted as the proverbial "golden handcuffs." Honestly, I felt like I was doomed to spend the rest of my working life on factory floors, sweating my balls off, and babysitting supposed adults. 

Honestly, there's a big part of me that wants to go on a long rant about everything that was terrible about that job, but if I let myself take the long view, I have a lot for which I should be grateful.

In spring of 2011, I badly needed a job. A staffing agency sent me out to a company I'd never heard of in a factory I'd never heard of to do a job I never knew existed: third party quality inspection. The agency told me it would be a month long project and then I could come back to them for something else. A month turned into two months, turned into four months. The company reduced staffing from 50 people to five people. But they kept me around. I hated every minute of it. The people were awful. It was hotter than Hades. I got pneumonia at one point. I hurt my foot and could barely walk. But by the grace of God, they kept asking me to show up, and then they offered me a full-time leadership job. 

Honestly, I hated nearly every minute of the next 9 1/2 years of employment. If ever a job illustrated how badly I suck at loving my neighbor, it was this one. But they paid enough that in combination with Anna's job, we were able to buy a great house. And we've been fortunate to never feel like we were living paycheck to paycheck ever since.

I started looking for another job in 2016. It had become abundantly clear that no matter how high up the corporate ladder I were to climb, I would never be anything but miserable in that company. But they paid me money. They paid me enough money that I couldn't just leave without expecting to take a drastic pay cut. 

I had a handful of interviews over the next few years, but the guiding hand of Providence directed my path away from each of those positions. And in retrospect, I am grateful that it did. Whether I was under or over-qualified, too jaded, or derailed by a global pandemic, I am undoubtedly better off now than I had I ended up at any of those other jobs. "Here I raise my Ebenezer. Hither, by thy help I've come."

God's mercy and grace don't always play out like this though. In the big picture, 10 years is nothing to the 70 years Israel was in Babylon or the 400 years they were in Egypt. They were slaves. Entire generations came and went. I just didn't like my job. 

But God still saw fit to open a path that took me out of manufacturing quality and into marketing, of all things. No longer did I have to look at my English degree as a worthless piece of paper in an industry where the English language is abused like a rental care when you pay for the extra insurance. Now, that overly expensive degree was an asset. I was writing copy and commercial scripts. I was editing. Precise language mattered again. 

Most importantly, this job gives me time with my family. It doesn't interrupt me when I'm not in the office. I get to leave and not think about it. 

Every other job I thought I wanted would have been more about escaping the job I already had, but I would have still been in the same basic industry, dealing with the same kinds of things. I'm reminded of a quote from Tim Keller: "God will either give us what we ask for in prayer or give us what we would have asked for if we knew everything he knows." I didn't know this was the job I wanted. But God knew.

Tuesday, April 12, 2022

There Once Was a Blog

 I randomly thought about this blog today and wondered if I could still access it. Turns out it's tied to Google, so I didn't even have to remember a password.

It looks like it's been 9 years since I posted something here. Per my last post (May of 2013), I was going to post again in a year. Whoops.

9 years seems both so long and so short. A lot has changed. Very little has stayed the same. The song comes to mind, "on Christ the solid rock I stand. All other ground is sinking sand." 

In May 2013, I was thinking about a truck. I'd like to go back in time and tell my younger self that in a few short months, he would have his truck, and it will serve him well (just be more careful when you're backing up in the Toyota parking lot). 

In 2022, I'm still thinking about new trucks, but there are other concerns too. 

In the intervening years, life has marched its inexorable march. The stories that could have been recorded here are legion. 

  • 5 years of marriage has become 14 
  • a kid has made her maniacal appearance 
  • grandparents have passed
  • a brother has died
  • health concerns have proven to be nothing
  • and heath concerns have turned out to be devastating
  • nieces and nephews have been born
  • dogs and cats have come and gone
  • homes have been bought and sold
  • total career changes have been made
  • churches have been joined and left
  • friendships have been made and abandoned
  • deer hunting has resumed
  • storms literal and figurative have come and gone
One of the things most unsettling to me about death is the idea that all the memories unique to that person, all the experiences they had that no one else can ever see, are gone. 

I think about that with my brother. His death is the most recent and unmooring of the list above. I haven't talked about my feelings with anyone but Anna. 

I haven't wanted to say the word suicide. But it's not a secret. My parents very intentionally didn't disguise it in his obituary, and the pastor spoke about Christopher's mental illness at the funeral.

I haven't wanted to think about it too much at all for many reasons but especially because when I do, I start wondering about things to which I will never have an answer. I know he was homeless. I don't know why. I don't know how long (best guess is at least three years). We had no idea until after he died. He hid that from us. He must have hidden a lot of things. And all the answers have died with him. There was no note. 

We can point to his "mental illness" as the cause for all of this, but we'll never know the full reality of that. 

Is it possible to think about a preventable, untimely death, and not play the "what if" game? I have to fight to not go down that rabbit hole. But his death feels as though it was extra avoidable. He was a phone call away from help, and he couldn't bring himself to ask. All he had to do was call. 

The night I found out, I hung up the phone with my parents and forced myself to sing the Doxology. Of course I didn't feel like singing, but I knew that if there was any sense to be made in any of this life, it has to come in the knowledge that there is a king and He is on the throne. 







Saturday, May 25, 2013

Whatever you do, don't put me in charge.

Zoey farts more than should be canine-ly possible.
I need to mow the lawn. I decided to wait a little this morning so I didn't wake too many people up with the mower.
I grilled steak last night at Anna's parentals'. I enjoy putting searing heat to chucks of animal flesh. I especially enjoy it when Anna's sister and her 'man' are around.  I was about to say that I will never understand vegans, but that isn't true.  I completely understand vegans.  Vegans exist so that they can tell other people they are vegan and use that to feel somehow superior.
I have a gross taste in my mouth.
Blue and black checkerboarded.
I need to take a shower, but I'll do that after I mow.
I think dog sounds delicious.
I don't know what I usually write about in this blog.  It's been too long.
I'm fortunate to have remembered the password.
Anna and I were both promoted a month ago.  She deserved it.  I don't know what idiot would put me in charge.
I'm getting hungry.
We've stopped letting the dogs sleep on the bed simply because they shed too much.
I want to buy a truck.  That's my driving thought at work.
I guess my ten year reunion is coming up. That's a depressing thought.
That's all I have to say for now.  See you in a year.

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Dog Vomit

I'm only writing this because I don't know what else to do.  I just got home from work and need to wind down a little before I go to sleep.
I have weird red spots all over my ankles and calves.  If there weren't so many of them, I would say they were bug bites.  They appeared sometimes between me putting my boots on last night and me taking them off this morning.
The new Project 86 album came out yesterday.  I was able to download it a week early because I donated to their Kickstarter campaign.  I'm in love.
Anna's sister got herself knocked up.  She made it Facebook official yesterday which I suppose gives me the right to mention it here.  Anna and Sarah refer to this infection as Santa.  I can only picture it as a girl.
The Rockies have won 10 of 15.  It's like they are pretending to be a real baseball team.  It's a shame though.  I was really hoping for a 100 loss season.
People are expecting way too much from the Broncos.  I hear Vegas has the Broncos as a top 6 Super Bowl contender.  I say they go 8-8.  Their schedule is brutal.  I'd be shocked if they went 10-6.  I wouldn't be shocked if they went 6-10.  And that's if Manning remains healthy.  I still have zero faith in our defense, and can't imagine our offense finds any rhythm for at least another month.
Zooey poops more in a day than I do in a week.  Anna says she's too skinny and that we should feed her.  Anna must never have seen Zooey poop.  It is straight in and straight out.  There is no digestion.
I bought some new jeans the other day.  I think they make my butt look good (not that it needed much help).
I think I shall try to read a book.

Now cranking:

Artist--Project 86
Album--Wait for the Siren
Genre--Hard Rock


Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Wounded Manhood

The Rockies depress me.
I'm getting hungry.
Daisy smells so bad. 
Zoey is the only dog that I have ever heard fart.  I've smelled farts from other dogs, but they're always the silent but deadly kind.  Anna has more experience with dogs, and she agrees with me.
I want pancakes.
The Explorer started making some weird noises a couple weeks ago.  I went to work one night with the plan to take it in to the shop the next day.  You know where this is going.  I had to get a ride home from Anna's mother and had to have it towed to the shop.  Fortunately, it wasn't too expensive to repair.  An idler had failed on the serpentine belt.  This caused the belt to come off and meant everything powered by the belt (alternator, power steering, cooling system) to stop working.  The most expensive part of it all was the cost of the tow.
Zoey has to pee all the time.  Anna and I figure that if she had her way she would go out and pee every 90 minutes.  I'm considering surgically removing her bladder.
My sister called off her wedding a month before the date.  Her fiancee told her it was now or never so now they aren't together anymore either.  I'm glad she had the guts to do it before she went through with it and regretted it later.  I'm also glad she didn't marry him because he's so short and seemed so fake to me.  I know the short part is mean of me, but I just couldn't take him seriously.
Chief fell off the banister over the stairs the other day.  It must have been a fifteen foot drop.  He's fine.  He just needed to regain his dignity.
Anna ordered a bunch of word magnets for our refrigerator.  We've been leaving each other profound messages.  I believe it currently says something about chocolate diamonds and brilliant butts.
I've had to let Zoey out twice since I started this post.
We didn't name her Zoey.  The people who had her before did that. 
There have been coyotes in our backyard.  Anna had to chase them away one night when they were lustily eyeing Daisy. We now have to watch the dogs closely when we let them out at night.  If we were in the country I would keep a gun on me when I let them out, but alas, we are in city limits.  I think I'm going to invest in a pellet gun. 

Currently watching:

The Rockies blow a 4-1 lead against the Giants.

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Weeeoooweeeeoooweeeeoooooo...

My sister wants to use an ipod to supply the music for her wedding ceremony.  To make matters worse, I don't think she has any idea what the lyrics mean to some of the songs she has picked. 
I got a warning for speeding today.  I was going 69 in a 55.  It's the third time I've ever been pulled over.
I'm tired.
Daisy has developed a bladder of steel.  She wouldn't go out last night, and she wouldn't go out this morning before Anna and I had to go to work.  She probably went 20 hours without peeing.  She was spinning in circles when I got home. 
I'm thirsty.
The stairway in our house doubles back on itself.  This means there's a railing at the top of the stars to prevent morons from falling down to the first floor.  The cats (especially Chief) have taken to sleeping on this railing.  This terrifies Anna.  I just think it will be funny to see Chief fall.
The best part of having our own house is having high speed internet again.  The second best part is having a TV package that includes the Big Ten Network and thus Big Ten wrestling.
The door stoppers that came in this house are spring loaded.  The cats have discovered this.  I still haven't gotten used to the sudden SPROINGNGNGNGNG sounds ringing through the house.

Saturday, January 21, 2012

Peppery

I nearly crapped myself in Wal-Mart just now.  I headed to the bathroom in the back of the store, with my butt cheeks firmly clinched, only to discover the janitor saying I couldn't use it because it was a disaster in there.  So I tried the "family" restroom (the unisex one designed for changing babies [you take your baby in and trade it for a different baby]), but it was occupied.  I had to do the diarrhea shuffle all the way to the front of the store to the other bathroom.  Fortunately, I believe my underwear to be salvageable.
I'm writing this from my bed which is in my bedroom which is in my house.  Which is my house.  I have a key and everything.  It's awesome.
There's still a bunch of furniture that needs to be hauled upstairs.  Our stairway doubles back on itself, which make it very awkward to move big items.  We have a dressers, a chest, two couches, and a futon that still need to come up those stairs.  I might die.
I'm wearing a shirt that Anna got me for Christmas.  I know.  It's miraculous that I'm wearing clothes.
I think the cats like our new house.  Howie is staring at Chief.  Chief is getting fur all over our clothes.
Now Howie is posing seductively in the doorway.
Daisy is staring at me.
We had an ice storm last night.  Walking on the grass feels like walking on shattered glass (minus the bleeding feet).  Everything is covered in a quarter inch of ice.  It took a considerable feat of strength for me to open my car doors after work this morning.
Anna and her parents already painted a large portion of the house.  I like Anna's color choices.  The bedroom is "bloody murder."  The living room is "curdled milk" on two walls and "scab" on the other two.  We are thinking of doing the kitchen and bathrooms in "moldy cheese."
Church is cancelled in the morning due to the ice storm.  I'm kind of sad.  I enjoy teaching Sunday School.  Getting some sleep will be nice though.
Now Howie is sitting on the bed next to me.
Now Chief is assaulting me.
Anna just called.  She's headed home from work.
We're getting internet connected tomorrow.  I'm excited to have high speed again.
We got a nice sectional for our living room.  It's so comfortable.  I got a couple movies for Anna and me to watch tonight just so we could sit on it.
My right testicle itches.
I have nothing else to say.

Jamming:

Band-- Project 86
Album-- Rival Factions
Genre-- Post-Hardcore/Hard Rock/Metal

Sunday, January 8, 2012

TMJ

I haven't been able to properly close my jaw since Wednesday.  My teeth will not come all the way together.  For the first couple days, it was really sore.  Now it's only a little sore, but it still hurts to chew, and I feel like I'm just gnawing on my food.
I just got off of work.  I have to teach Sunday School in an hour.  I'm writing this entry mostly to just stay awake until that time.
We're letting the kids have a black light party today as a celebration of their hard work on the Christmas program.  They're all going to wear white shirts and color on each other with highlighters and fluorescent paints.
Anna and I both got sick right around the winter solstice, and we are both just getting over it.
My lips are chapped.  My lips never get chapped.
Buying a house is stressful.  I could never have imagined having to come up with so many random "letters of explanation" for various and sundry topics such as where I got $100 three months ago and if I scratch my butt with my left or right hand.
Anna's picked out all the paint colors for the house.  I'm painting "my" room purple.  I wanted to do one wall black, one purple, one blue, and one orange, but I was overruled.
Well, I should go put clothes on.  Something tells me people would frown upon me coming to church naked.  It would cause quite the sensation.

Jamming
Artist: Celldweller
Album: Celldweller
Genre: Industrial Metal

Friday, December 23, 2011

Santa Claus is real. It's the good children that are the myth.

I'm sitting at Anna's place of employment, drinking a peppermint hot chocolate, and writing this.
I said I wouldn't be bothered if the Broncos lost to the Patriots.  I'm not really.  But I am bothered by the way they lost. 
Yesterday, my company fed us lunch at BW3s.  I went with boneless wings instead of traditional because it was boneless Thursdays, and I didn't want to be too expensive.  I always get the same three sauces: spicy garlic, Asian zing, and Caribbean jerk.  This time, I happened to actually open the menu and saw that they were offering a couple limited time sauce flavors.  So I swapped Thai Curry for Caribbean Jerk.  It was decent, but I guess I just am not a big fan of curry flavored hot wings.  Next time I will stick with the jerk.  I will also stick with the traditional wings.  The company was paying.  Why should I have let boneless Thursday's affect me?
I hope desperately that the Broncos win tomorrow.
Buying a house is stressful.
When I grow up, I want to be a lesbian.
I bought Anna's Christmas gifts yesterday.  I hope she likes them.
I'm sick.
Tuesday night/Wednesday morning was supposed to be my last day at work before Christmas, but then I found out just before I left that I would need to be back in 12 hours for another full night of work.  Ok, that sucked, but I could live with it.  Then a half hour after I left, I found out that the guy working first shift could only stay eight of the twelve hours first shift was supposed to be working.  I was kept awake from another two hours by text messages discussing whether or not I needed to be back to cover the rest of first shift.  It didn't seem likely.  So I went to sleep expecting to get up in five hours to go back to work for twelve more.  But then I got a phone call two hours later from someone trying to sell me a vacation.  And when I hung up on them I realized I felt like crap.  The quantity of snot in my head would not permit me to go back to sleep right away so I read for a little bit.  Just as I was feeling ready to nod off again, I got another phone call.  This one confirmed that I would have to go back in early because there was no one else to cover.  I finally gave up on sleeping.  Then when I showed up at work, all the first shift people were leaving.  They only worked eight hours.  And no one thought to tell me.  And I still had to be there in four hours anyway.  So I screwed around for four hours and then worked.  All of this on two hours of sleep.
I'm thirsty.  Hot chocolate makes me thirsty.
If there is ever a reason to not want to have kids, it's Christmas.  I have a hard enough time finding presents for Anna.  How could I stand finding presents for little brats?
Why do I hate Christmas? I think there are two main reasons: 1) I never know what I want for Christmas and never get it 2) People are always jerks.
I've been mildly surprised at how uncrowded the stores have been so far this year.  Maybe I'm just going at the right times, but I guess I just expect to be shanked everywhere I got, and it clearly hasn't happened yet.

Currently rocking:

Band: Tourniquet
Album: Crawl to China
Genre: Thrash/progressive metal

Sunday, December 18, 2011

It's the most horrible time of the year

The kids will be performing their church Christmas program in four hours.  I hope nobody dies.
Yes, we're buying a house.  We were going too wait until we actually closed on it to announce it to everyone, but Anna got really excited after taking pictures of the house with it marked "under contract."
Anna is ready to murder certain children for their inability to show up to all the practices for the program.  I don't blame her.  It makes it hard.
I need to murder one of Anna's coworkers.  Anyone want to help?
We had two girls especially who didn't show up to many of the program practices.  One of the girls hadn't been coming to church at all in the months before we started this so we hadn't given her any lines.  When she showed up, we split the other girls lines between them.  But they have hardly ever been at the same practice together and they don't know what they are supposed to say, so we are making them Siamese twins.  They can say all their lines together.
My job site closes for Christmas on Thursday and doesn't reopen until after the New Year.  But my company will be putting me to work somewhere else for the rest of this week and the majority of next week.  This is fine.  Any money I can make toward our house is a good thing, but what is not fine is that I will be going from an 11-7 shift from Tuesday night to Wednesday morning and then I'll have to be at work at 7:30 Thursday morning.
I think this Patriots/Broncos game will be closer than most people think, but I won't be too fazed if the Broncos lose.  I'll just feel a lot better if the Raiders and Chargers lose today.
I wish there was less focus on Tebow.  It just makes me feel like something awful is coming.
I never indent the start of my paragraphs anymore.  I'm a bad person.
Did I write that Anna and I went and saw Happy Feet II with one of her coworkers?  Anna liked it.  I liked the krill.  I thought the rest of it was just ok. 
Riding side-saddle must have been hard on women's backs.
I'm just excited for the Christmas program to be over.  I hate this time of year.
I need to come up with something else for Anna for Christmas.  I already got her a Keurig coffee maker, but she knows about it.  I need to find her something that she can unwrap on Christmas morning.
My supervisor gave me a Mexican lollipop.  According to the wrapper, it is strawberry flavored.  I wouldn't know because it's coated in chilli.  I like hot stuff.  That's fine.  But it's the worst tasting chilli I've ever put in my mouth.

Now cranking:

Band: Maylene & the Sons of Disaster
Album: IV
Genre: Southern Metal

Saturday, December 3, 2011

Yes.
Maybe.
My ankle makes terrible crunching sounds.
Something roughed up Lucy this week.  If I were to guess, I'd say a coyote got hold of her, and Hank came along before he got to finish his meal.  She didn't get out of bed for three days. 
Poopface is extra smelly today.
Anna has to close tonight.  I'm not sure what I'm going to do with myself today.
I don't really have anything to say.
I might fix myself some food.
Someday, I'll be interesting.
That's it.  I give up.  I have nothing to say.

Rocking:
Nothing

Thursday, November 24, 2011

Deep Fried Tryptophan

I'm currently watching "Pumpkin Chunkin'."  I love America.
It's nice to have a few days off in a row. 
Gray.
Brine + Turkey + Deep Fryer = Win
I think I'll be a moonshiner.
Poor Anna has to open the store an hour early tomorrow for all the crazy people who are willing to risk their lives for a decent price on a TV.
Does it make me a nerd that I want a trebuchet?
I'm hungry.  I wonder where I can find some food?  I hope there's still a turkey wing hiding somewhere.
My left ankle makes horrible sounds.
Why am I so hungry?
If the Broncos are to make the playoffs this year, they need to beat the Chargers this Sunday.  Even if they don't make the playoffs, I will consider this season a success if they beat the Chargers this Sunday.  Have I mentioned how much I hate the Chargers?
I called my family to wish them a happy Thanksgiving.  As I expected, my dad was hunting.  I guess my sister just popped in and out and my brother didn't feel like going out so my mother rummaged in the refrigerator.  My family is so festive.  It makes me proud.
Why does everything get so itchy while I blog?  Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.  Or just on my skin.  Or in my mind.
Anna and I went to see 'Puss in Boots' with one of Anna's coworkers.  I was so tired I couldn't tell you if it was any good or not, but Anna liked it.
I have no pity for people griping about the lines on Black Friday.
Our friend Jennifer is here for Thanksgiving.  She and her husband are currently stationed at Fort Carson.  She doesn't like Colorado Springs.  I think she's crazy.
I'm struggling to find things to write tonight.  It must be because I'm not wearing those Superman underwear.

Now jamming:

Band-- Living Sacrifice
Album-- Conceived in Fire
Genre-- Thrash metal

Saturday, November 19, 2011

Chili Dogs

I've been torturing myself for the past week.  In an effort to understand my youth group better, I've tuned the radio to the local CCM stations.  Like I said: torture.  My kids think Casting Crowns are the epitome of artistic expression.  They tried to tell me the other day that some girl named Jamie Grace had a great song.  I've almost given up hope. 
In my masochistic sessions, I've noticed four horsemen of the music apocalypse. Not every song on CCM radio has all four of these (it's shocking how many do), but I think you'd be hard pressed to find a song on K-Love that doesn't include at least one of these elements.  That doesn't guarantee every song is bad, but so far I have only heard one song that prompted me to think "this doesn't suck." That song possessed only one of the following signs of suckitude.
1. Acoustic guitar.  The instrument itself is not flawed.  It's the "musicians" playing them.  They do nothing interesting and exist purely to keep the songs from being a cappella.  The three chord progression worship song is a stereotype, but it's so true.
2. Bland percussion.  Like the acoustic guitar, the drummer isn't a real musician.  He's just there to supply a steady beat.  I have never ever heard a CCM song with a drummer who sounds like he is enjoying himself.
3. Random strings.  This is the one that I had never noticed before, but I was astounded by how many songs had random little bits of strings added in.  I think the producers hear the songs and think: "This sucks.  How can I disguise the fact that this sucks?  I know.  I'll throw a violin and a cello into the mix, and people will be fooled into believing there are actual musicians in this song."
4. The spiritual equivalent of watered down milk.  You can't have anything spiritually challenging on Christian radio.  I know who the target audience of Christian radio is.  I'm not dumb.  I'm not sure Christian radio knows its target audience.  Christians are not edified by songs that say nothing but "Jesus is God. Yay."  And non-Christians would never ever hear those words and think "Hey, you're right.  Jesus is God.  I want to be a Christian."
I realized this week that the worst offender of all is Third Day.  And I hold Third Day responsible for the deplorable state of Christian music.  CCM was never good, but it jumped the shark (or nuked the fridge) when Third Day came out with a "worship album."  Do I even need to explain what has happened since?  Make a joyful noise unto the wallet of the Christian music industry.  Third Day is so bad that I think they are controlled by Satan.  Their success can be explained no other way.  Satan wants Christians to stagnate.  He wants non-Christians to stay non-Christians.  Is there any more musically effective way of assuring this than Third Day?
Third Day is the CCM equivalent of Nickelback.
Tim Tebow.
It turns out that I'm wearing the same underwear I was the last time I blogged.  I haven't worn them between.  Maybe if I wore them more often I would blog more often.
 Why do I get so itchy while blogging?
I'm not entirely sure what's happening for Thanksgiving.  It's kind of snuck up on me.  I'm guessing I'm doing the cooking.  I might try to deep fry a turkey this year.  I might also try to burn down the county.
The thing about having a newer car is that you always make sure to flick your boogers out the window.
I made some chili this week with venison.  Anna's mom won't eat it.  It hurts my feelings.  Ok, it doesn't really.  I think it's kind of funny.
I can see the moon from where I sit.  It's not quite half-full.  There's a sheen of clouds over it and the tips of tree tops in the way.  It's rather eerie.
Sleep number beds must be awful for sex.  There's got to be a ridge down the center of those that would just kill.
Has Drew Barrymore been in anything besides Covergirl commercials lately?
Yes, the TV is on while I write this.
Thinking about the immensity of space makes me queasy.
Anna and I use Redbox a lot, and we've used it to see a ton of movies recently.  Yesterday, we watched The Green Lantern and today we saw The Tree of Life.  The Green Lantern was meh.  The Tree of Life was beautiful but overdone. 
We've been working on our Christmas play at church.  If we can get the kids to slow down and enunciate their lines, I think the church will find it hilarious.

Now playing:
Band-- Switchfoot
Album-- Vice Verses
Genre-- Pop Rock


Saturday, November 5, 2011

Reform This, Punk

Happy belated Reformation Day.  Transubstantiate this, Catholics.
We took Howie to the vet because he's basically covered in scabs, and petting him is a rather disturbing experience.  The vet gave him a shot, and now we are supposed to force medicine down his throat on a daily basis.  This cat is going to be scarred for life.
There's a man at work whose beard wraps around beneath his ears and joins with his hair on the other side.  I've never seen a beard quite like it.
This whole Tebow experiment seems to be going rather poorly.  And I keep coming back to this one thought: he can't have looked this bad as a passer in college.  I know he didn't last year when he made his starts.  Honestly, he looks like he's getting worse.  Why?  Why on earth would someone who obviously works so hard at his job just keep getting worse?  And why does he consistently show improvement only in the fourth quarter?  My uneducated guess: he spends the first three quarters of the games thinking way too much about his footwork and technique and all these things that coaches and the media are telling him he needs to change in order to be a successful NFL quarterback.  I think while he's trying to do all these things people are asking of him he's forgetting to just play football. 
Man of Steel waistband, blue trimmed red with the Superman logo.
Anna and I went to see The Civil Wars last night at the Egyptian Room in the Old National Center in Indianapolis.  It was a pretty cool venue.  I guess I'd call it a very large ballroom.  Through Facebook Anna discovered that a high school friend had an extra ticket available, which allowed us to get Anna sister to come along.  Sadly, this also meant that we had to put up with Anna's old classmate for much of the night.  Having done some pre-concert drinking, she still managed to make full use of the bar at the show.  She was so loud, especially during the really sad slow songs, that I thought the crowd was going to murder her on the spot.  It was uncomfortable and embarrassing.  And she happened to be a lesbian and thought it was appropriate to announce to the room how she'd gladly get with Anna and Sarah. The Civil Wars were good though.
I'm still hungry.
Our new car must sneak up on birds.  In my life I had only hit two birds while driving, and I've killed at least three in the last three months, all while driving Beatrice.
There's nothing as refreshing as peeing in the rain.
Ice cream sounds good right now.  I'm not usually a huge ice cream person.  My dad is a huge ice cream person.  I didn't realize this until I was in college.  I guess it's one of those things that just occur to you one day.  But whenever we got ice cream when I was a kid, it was my dad's idea.  I didn't mind of course.  But I can tell you now, with certainty, that my dad loves Baskin Robbins.  It might also explain why he had such a difficult time turning down a job offer from Blue Bunny ice cream.
My mom won't eat wild game.  This is another thing I didn't know until college.  I just never processed that the reason we always grilled hot dogs or chicken with our burgers and steaks was that my mom wouldn't eat venison.  Anna's mom won't eat it either.  Moms are weird.
As of the beginning of the year, I'll have health and dental insurance.  I guess now I'll have to go to the doctor lest I feel like I'm wasting money. 
There have not been any good metal shows in the area.  It's depressing.  On the plus side, Project 86 and P.O.D. are both supposed to be releasing albums next spring.
Time changes tonight.  It would no longer be linear.

Now headbanging to:

Band-- The Famine
Album-- Architects of Guilt
Genre-- Death Metal

Monday, October 24, 2011

Greasy Fingerprints

A little kid (like two or three) just walked up to my table to get a look at my computer.  His mother says he loves computers.  It was kind of weird.
I cut my finger at work yesterday.  This is impressive considering I was wearing leather padded Kevlar (cut-resistant) gloves. 
I hate wearing belts.
Anna wasn't supposed to work tonight, but some jerk called off. 
I did end up getting the Droid Bionic.  I like it.  It actually starts ringing right when someone calls instead of only ringing just in time to let me know it is about to go to voicemail.  And in other voicemail related news, this phone also lets me know when I get a voicemail.  It even lets me know that I had four voicemails from the past month that my other phone didn't tell me about.
I think you all know what's on my mind after yesterday in the NFL.  But for those of you who are clueless about everything ever in the world ever, I just can't get over the fact that New Orleans beat Indianapolis by 55 points, and I had Drew Brees on my fantasy team.
In other fantasy news, somehow I didn't set my roster on another of my fantasy teams and have, so far, scored just 25 points because half my players have bye weeks.  I could have sworn I set my roster, but I guess it doesn't matter.  This was my worst team anyway.
Also, thanks to the addition of a certain Denver Broncos QB, I have secured a win this week in my ESPN fantasy league.
I have decided that I like HTC's proprietary widgets more than Motorola's.  I like my Bionic, but I miss simple things like HTC's clock/weather widget.
I'm feeling the need to use the restroom, but I'm not at home.  At home I could just stand up and walk to the bathroom.  Since I'm in public, I would have to pack up my computer and bring it with me.  I don't want to go through all that effort.  I guess I'll see how long I can hold it.
From my current position, I can see a sign for Captain D's straight ahead of me.  I don't think I've ever been to a Captain D's.  I also don't know how places like Captain D's and Long John Silver's can stay in business.  It seems like so many people hate fish and those who don't hate it don't like it enough to patronize a fast-food establishment dedicated to fish.  Now if they served whale, I might just check it out.
It makes me angry when "artists" I despise have catchy songs.  Kesha (her dollar sign can bite me) is the current low point of pop culture, and her songs are ridiculously catchy.  I want to punch each member of Maroon 5, but "Moves Like Jagger" is obscenely catchy.
I'm getting sleepier.

Now jamming:

Band-- Rackets & Drapes
Album-- Candyland
Genre-- Gothic metal tinged shock rock