Friday, April 17, 2009

Belches, Baseball, and Bathing

Certain carbonated beverages give me the nastiest smelling belches. I'm usually good with clear drinks, but colas can do some funky the things. The worst though is Dr. Pepper. Plug your nose when I'm drinking Dr. Pepper.
It depresses me that the Rockies never play in nationally televised games. It pisses me off that only the Yankees and the Red Sox do play in nationally televised games.
My left shoulder is twitching. It used to be my goal in life to actually witness a part of my body twitching. For the longest time, whenever a part of my body twitched it would always stop just before I could actually look at it. But then a couple years ago I actually saw something twitch. Then I realized how sad my life was.
I don't have anything interesting to say.
I took a shower today.
I'm wearing my sexy "European Style" underwear that my mom got me.

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