Underwear

I'm considering giving up on wearing underwear. Just consider how much time we must waste each year messing with our underwear. Not only is there the time spent putting it on and taking it off, but there is the time spent washing it and folding it and putting it away and taking it out and buying it. The way I calculate it, we waste close to 13 hours a year dealing with underwear. This doesn't even take into consideration the time us guys have to spend readjusting ourselves when our underwear pinches or otherwise causes us discomfort. That said, I realize I will never ever actually lead a freeballing life. That is I will never ever do such a thing as long as pants have zippers.