Daisy has a stinky butt. Anna has made her an appointment for tomorrow with the dog groomers to get her stinky butt unstinkified. Thinking about Daisy's stinky butt makes me nauseous, so I'm not going to talk about her anymore.
I lied. I have to talk about her more, because I have nothing else to talk about.
There is absolutely nothing interesting to say about my time in the office.
We gave Daisy a bath today.
She pooped a bunch.
We took her over to the in-laws.
She played with Hank all night.
Anna and her father de-seeded a bunch of persimmons.
Anna found a recipe for persimmon cookies. I followed the recipe. We had persimmon cookies. They were very pleasant.
Dark blue with light blue horizontal stripes.
Beulah came by yesterday with a paint by numbers model horse. She wanted Daulton to have it. Surprisingly enough, Daulton was really excited about it. He came in today and told me he had actually gone ahead and painted it last night.
The top of my head itches.
Anna's friend Chelsey teaches middle school choir. Her kids have their first concert tomorrow. I think we're going.
Daisy fell into the goldfish pond, at the in-laws, this evening.
Well, I don't have much to say this evening.
I hate that the NBA is starting up again. ESPN is so much better when they are only talking baseball and football.
People who read this blog: Person googling "shoulder hurts when I move my neck"
This person is clearly dying. There is no other explanation for the connection between his neck movement and his shoulder pain. In fact, he is probably dead by now. The last thing he saw on this green earth was our blog, and then God decided to take him home. The poor sucker didn't stand a chance. Everyone knows that when you move your neck and your shoulder hurts, you are doomed. Poor fellow was guided to our blog in his final hours, by the very hand of God. The wisdom imparted through these words was surely enough to comfortably carry him on to the other side. He probably still faithfully follows this blog from the sweet hereafter. Heck, I'll bet God has made this blog required reading for all of his Heavenly Host. Shoulder pain person was truly blessed by God to have such a pure glimpse of the Heavenly realm in his dying mind.
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